Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

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I like that this lost who said it. Kiera Cass.

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nois7-rj:

Frozen Venice at Night ✨

by Robert Jahns (nois7)
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For anothertroy
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crayonster:

timeturner:

bex-chan:

you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it

The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.

I remember the day Labyrinth turned into a movie about a goblin king who kidnapped a child and didn’t look after him properly. Who lets a baby be tossed around by goblins?

I hate parenthood.

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themarysue:

prettyarbitrary:

malformalady:

Abandoned Miss Piggy covered in moss

I feel strangely like I’m looking at an earth goddess.

Accepted.

themarysue:

prettyarbitrary:

malformalady:

Abandoned Miss Piggy covered in moss

I feel strangely like I’m looking at an earth goddess.

Accepted.

(Reblogged from themarysue)

seawallglen:

jeveyy:

plansfornigel:

screaming—banshee:

littleforestbats:

violenceandscience:

Silver/white hair love

Silver foxes.

This post made me far less terrified of aging.

So pretty
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Surely the best tweet of the day (and it’s only 7am).

A man once asked me … how I managed in my books to write such natural conversation between men when they were by themselves. Was I, by any chance, a member of a large, mixed family with a lot of male friends? I replied that, on the contrary, I was an only child and had practically never seen or spoken to any men of my own age till I was about twenty-five. “Well,” said the man, “I shouldn’t have expected a woman (meaning me) to have been able to make it so convincing.” I replied that I had coped with this difficult problem by making my men talk, as far as possible, like ordinary human beings. This aspect of the matter seemed to surprise the other speaker; he said no more, but took it away to chew it over. One of these days it may quite likely occur to him that women, as well as men, when left to themselves, talk very much like human beings also.

Dorothy L. SayersAre Women Human?: Astute and Witty Essays on the Role of Women in Society

Book Geek Quote #445

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shamelesslyunladylike:

korrathefirebender:

thegrumpiesttortoise:

WOMEN: don’t be successful - you might hurt a man’s feelings. #sexism #wtf #heteronormativetoo #whataloadofbollocks

After reading this, this is all I am going to try to do. To succeed.

And they say male privilege doesn’t exist? How about instead of telling women to stop trying to be successful and you know achieve their dreams (GOD FORBID WOMEN TRY TO BE SUCCESSFUL AND ACHIEVE THEIR DREAMS) how about teaching men and boys that women are human beings and they should stop throwing a tantrum about women succeeding.

The kind of man who will be intimidated by my success is exactly the kind of man I don’t want.

Men are such fragile little things, the slightest breeze hurts their fee-fees.

(Reblogged from thepersonalispolitic)

youlovelucie:

witchyroses:

This is the reason gifsets were invented

friendly reminder that this wasn’t in the script - they were just messing around on set one day and this happened.

I did not know that. That makes it even better.

(Reblogged from cleolinda)

neutralmilkandhoney:

mymodernmet:

Iranian photographer Hossein Fatemi, offers a glimpse of an entirely different side to Iran than the image usually broadcasted by domestic and foreign media. In his photo series An Iranian Journey, many of the photographs reveal an Iran that most people never see, presenting an eye-opening look at the amazing diversity and contrasts that exist in the country.

Very happy about this

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